Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Finally Carl pulls through

Lake Winnipeg - south basin

Strong wind warning in effect
Issued 03:00 AM CDT 29 June 2010 Today Tonight and Wednesday
Strong wind warning in effect.
Wind light increasing to southeast 15 knots late this afternoon and to 20 Wednesday morning.

Extended Forecast
Issued 03:00 AM CDT 29 June 2010
Wind southeast 25 knots.
Wind south 30 knots diminishing to southeast 15 late in the day.
Wind south 30 knots diminishing to southwest 15.

Bob on slalom gear - extended version

22 seconds in it's super awesome.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Funier Blog Post Below - Read It!

Memories of this upcoming weekend

"You're a disaster" - in the best way possible. Get laughed out.

"Watch those Camels, Peg, they're nine-tenths of the vacation."

Boyder and Mittens' band just got cooler - but who's Kenny Walters?

Thursday, June 24, 2010

G8 Meets for "Summit" in Muskokas

"Fuck that was sweet" said US President Barack Obama as he lit a cigarette and pulled his windsurfing gear up onto a Muskoka Lake dock. Canadian Prime Minister Steven Harper staggered to his feet amid a slew of empty Molson Canadian cans and the shattered remains of an Adirondack chair and agreed; "Fucking 25 knots motherfucker! Jeeeaaaaahhh. Look at that fucking pussy Sarkozy swimming his shit back in!" The French President was struggling to get back to shore while Japanese PM Naoto Kan and new British PM David Cameron circled him with a series of high-speed carve gybes. Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi then stumbled onto the dock in a torn wetsuit with a half-empty 40oz. bottle of vodka, pointed towards a thicket of bushes on shore and slurred something about 'finally getting something from the goddamn ruskies'. He was likely referring to Russian President Dimitry Medvedev, who was face down in the bush and still wearing his harness. "Hahaha, how dope is it that we're spending all the taxpayers' money on this rad windsurfing trip?" asked Obama. "Super dope," replied Harper. Taking a long pull from his bottle, Berlusconi chimed in; "I'm just trying to get some ass - where's that kraut Merkel?" Moments later the German Chancellor sauntered down the hill towards the dock topless sipping a marguerita straight out of the blender and said "where's the fucking weed at?"

Friday, June 11, 2010

Sheet In

Long awaited sheet preview 2010

Ooooh baby . . .

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Seventy-three men sailed up from the Yacht Club fuckin' Bay....

this one's for MC Leod and his brand new Bare's

the hip

sometimes i don't know why schootsie gets frightened of six months in a leaky boat

for the laser sailors